Hey, could I get one of you guys to kill me, please?
I’d love to, but I already ingested enough cyanide to kill twenty men. There’s none left for you, sadly.
Ha ha ha ha ha holy shit.
Um, I hate to betray you guys but..
THERE’S A PIGGY IN IT I’M SO SORRY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I….
MY LOVE FOR THEM OVERPOWERS MY HATE FOR THIS MOST LIKELY TERRIBLE MOVIE
For most of this, I’m like
But the piggy with a tutu and wings
I think, the only way I’ll see this movie, is for the pig
AND ONLY THE PIG
OH my god someone kill me please
I mean yeah, the pig is cute…
But fuck me, and I thought the first movie was bad…
(via zimiestef)

